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_{❛   ———   she’s not even ten months old!   she doesn’t play games,  she can barely sit still!   and you don’t even know her bloody name.  for christ’s sake,  Sherlock.   ——   please,   remind me to never leave her alone with you.    ❜}

     _{❝  you can’t mean that. certainly you know i’d never put your daughter in danger. as for the name, you can’t very well blame me when you haven’t even mentioned it to me —— or perhaps you did and i wasn’t listening. nevertheless. tell it to me now. oh wait. i know. it’s something generic isn’t it? John and Mary … how boring. did you go with Elizabeth? Liz? Sarah’s a good one.  ❞}