_{STARTER CALL. @girl-in-the-tardis​}

     “The process is simple. You state your case. 
     I listen and decide whether or not it’s worth my time.”

^{STARTER CALL. @minortrio​}

     “I found myself in a rather tight spot and wish to seek your advice. This sort of thing is new to me. As John’s right best man, I must organize a bachelor party. Do you happen to know if John has any friends other than myself?”